my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself
idk it’s just really awkward when someone says nnight or g2g just let the conversation end naturally yk
Go under the stairs and think about what you just did.
GO UNDER THE STAIRS AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST DID
This actually made me cry a tear or two.
It started out cute and funny, then it ripped my heart out.
I’m not even a huge Potter fan but THAT WAS WRONG
It started out so sweet and adorable you prick
my sister just passed me in the hallway, stopped me, and said, very seriously, “Never let anyone convince you that you need to change your eyebrows. “
Justin Timberlake has a lil’ secret.
what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
it makes me so uncomfortable when people swear at their parents like i would get straight up beaten if i told my mom to shut the fuck up
I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr